Dutmilrakleg is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awesome beaver.

Dutmilrakleg created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutmilrakleg, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dutmilrakleg, he will turn you into a snail.

Dutmilrakleg's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Dutmilrakleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Retreat if four whales approach from the west.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Dutmilrakleg loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.