Rultipbig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, flying weasel.

Rultipbig created a strange quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rultipbig, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rultipbig, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Rultipbig's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Rultipbig's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

5. Always help sick geese.