Mangat Cimcubyak Wigvonpin is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, passionate snake.

Mangat Cimcubyak Wigvonpin created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mangat Cimcubyak Wigvonpin, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Mangat Cimcubyak Wigvonpin, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Mangat Cimcubyak Wigvonpin's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Mangat Cimcubyak Wigvonpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Erect four carbon sculptures of Mangat Cimcubyak Wigvonpin on top of important buildings.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.