Megpasjat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, thoughtless rat.

Megpasjat created an atom six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megpasjat, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Megpasjat, she will strike you with lightening.

Megpasjat's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Megpasjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed aubergines to seals while wearing cyan kilts.

2. Always wear red.

3. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.