Madnartnuttgetpangtanwikflam is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, quiet tapir.

Madnartnuttgetpangtanwikflam created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madnartnuttgetpangtanwikflam, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Madnartnuttgetpangtanwikflam, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Madnartnuttgetpangtanwikflam's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Madnartnuttgetpangtanwikflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to doves while wearing green corsets.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Feed all hungry monkeys.

4. Otters are not to be trusted.

5. Never go into white rooms.