Cipcipdinjonarn is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, calm pig.

Cipcipdinjonarn created parasitic wasps seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipcipdinjonarn, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cipcipdinjonarn, it will not care.

Cipcipdinjonarn's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Cipcipdinjonarn's Holy Commandments

1. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.