Kikfad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, kind shrew.

Kikfad created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikfad, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kikfad, he will strike you with lightening.

Kikfad's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Kikfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Always obey Kikfad's priests.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.