Rawhigcarmif is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, merciful scorpion.

Rawhigcarmif created parasitic wasps four million years ago.

If you believe in Rawhigcarmif, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rawhigcarmif, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rawhigcarmif's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Rawhigcarmif's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never eat figs.