Cidmilsin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, clever jaguar.

Cidmilsin created energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidmilsin, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cidmilsin, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Cidmilsin's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Cidmilsin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

3. Do not take Cidmilsin's name in vain.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cidmilsin.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cidmilsin.