Fudpodnargeb is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, witty elephant.

Fudpodnargeb created the cosmos five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudpodnargeb, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fudpodnargeb, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fudpodnargeb's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Fudpodnargeb's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Always help sick badgers.

5. Always take life seriously.