Dibcimxuck Wapfodstipbem is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, contented chinchilla.

Dibcimxuck Wapfodstipbem created the planet Venus nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dibcimxuck Wapfodstipbem, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dibcimxuck Wapfodstipbem, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Dibcimxuck Wapfodstipbem's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Dibcimxuck Wapfodstipbem's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear kilts.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dibcimxuck Wapfodstipbem.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Fast once a month.