Lopmatlarg is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, intelligent scorpion.

Lopmatlarg created carbon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Lopmatlarg, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Lopmatlarg, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Lopmatlarg's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Lopmatlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Lopmatlarg must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Hide from fawn moths for they are unholy.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.