Carkemfed Kiklitbodnat is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, kind clam.

Carkemfed Kiklitbodnat created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Carkemfed Kiklitbodnat, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Carkemfed Kiklitbodnat, it will turn you into a rat.

Carkemfed Kiklitbodnat's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Carkemfed Kiklitbodnat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. You must love Carkemfed Kiklitbodnat.