Banminkop is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-confident crow.

Banminkop created the world seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Banminkop, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Banminkop, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Banminkop's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Banminkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Banminkop.

3. Never feed peas to sharks while wearing indigo shoes.

4. Banminkop loves goats, so they must be honoured.

5. Always look after injured porpoises.