Nibarfwip is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, self-assured tortoise.

Nibarfwip created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Nibarfwip, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Nibarfwip, it will be mildly annoyed.

Nibarfwip's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Nibarfwip's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet seals for they are unholy.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Retreat if eight bats approach from the south.