Ranweghiv is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, quiet porpoise.

Ranweghiv created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ranweghiv, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ranweghiv, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Ranweghiv's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Ranweghiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Run away from black grasshopers, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never eat bark.