Nannartquat Bapcissapp is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciful wyvern.

Nannartquat Bapcissapp created the Cigar Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nannartquat Bapcissapp, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nannartquat Bapcissapp, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nannartquat Bapcissapp's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nannartquat Bapcissapp's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Nannartquat Bapcissapp.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

4. Never talk about snails.

5. Pray towards the east.