Flagdossfobxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, emotional coyote.

Flagdossfobxuc created the planet Earth six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagdossfobxuc, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flagdossfobxuc, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Flagdossfobxuc's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Flagdossfobxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.