Appdagbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unsympathetic donkey.

Appdagbiss created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Appdagbiss, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Appdagbiss, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Appdagbiss' most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Appdagbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Appdagbiss loves geese, so they must be respected.

5. Never play with disobedient children.