Dudcutfat is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, resourceful badger.

Dudcutfat created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudcutfat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dudcutfat, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Dudcutfat's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Dudcutfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never talk about tapirs.

3. Never paint your chest gray.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.