Xucklop Maning Nakbellhabmat is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, competent donkey.

Xucklop Maning Nakbellhabmat created the planet Saturn eight million years ago.

If you believe in Xucklop Maning Nakbellhabmat, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Xucklop Maning Nakbellhabmat, she will remove you from existence.

Xucklop Maning Nakbellhabmat's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Xucklop Maning Nakbellhabmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet trousers.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. You must never eat cucumbers.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.