Dantarp is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, humorless mole.

Dantarp created carbon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dantarp, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dantarp, it will remove you from existence.

Dantarp's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Dantarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always look after injured sheep.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Do not hurt bats.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.