Kamhubkom is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-assured wolf.

Kamhubkom created dark energy four years ago.

If you believe in Kamhubkom, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kamhubkom, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Kamhubkom's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Kamhubkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention shrews.

2. You must never eat apples.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

5. Hide from fawn snails for they are unholy.