Bossquillget is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, benevolent hippopotamus.

Bossquillget created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bossquillget, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bossquillget, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Bossquillget's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Bossquillget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never eat onions.

3. Always treat geese with great respect.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Do not chop down trees.