Gumkamhot is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, resourceful manatee.

Gumkamhot created oxygen two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gumkamhot, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gumkamhot, she will turn you into a mole.

Gumkamhot's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Gumkamhot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Gumkamhot on top of all buildings.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Erect three tin sculptures of Gumkamhot on top of important buildings.

5. Do not covet oxen.