Capyikwiplad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, intelligent wren.

Capyikwiplad created an up quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capyikwiplad, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Capyikwiplad, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Capyikwiplad's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Capyikwiplad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Capyikwiplad must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.