Butjatbid is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, fussy ant.

Butjatbid created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Butjatbid, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Butjatbid, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Butjatbid's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Butjatbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt shrews.

2. Never paint your face fawn.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Butjatbid.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.