Pinnigapp is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, dishonest hippopotamus.

Pinnigapp created vertebrates two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinnigapp, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pinnigapp, it will turn you into a mole.

Pinnigapp's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Pinnigapp's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pinnigapp.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Erect six zinc sculptures of Pinnigapp on top of important buildings.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always help sick whales.