Hascaphat is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, charitable whale.

Hascaphat created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hascaphat, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hascaphat, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Hascaphat's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Hascaphat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Never skip in the presence of aardvarks.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hascaphat.

5. Run away from indigo porpoises, for they are unholy.