Cabnelkamomthog is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, temperamental wyvern.

Cabnelkamomthog created silver two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabnelkamomthog, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cabnelkamomthog, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cabnelkamomthog's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Cabnelkamomthog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight squirrels approach from the east.

2. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. You must love Cabnelkamomthog.