Nanpinten is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sapient goat.

Nanpinten created the planet Jupiter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nanpinten, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nanpinten, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nanpinten's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Nanpinten's Holy Commandments

1. Nanpinten must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

3. Always help manatees in need.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Fast once a month.