Vilhondussnartarthabkik is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, sage eagle.

Vilhondussnartarthabkik created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilhondussnartarthabkik, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vilhondussnartarthabkik, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Vilhondussnartarthabkik's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Vilhondussnartarthabkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise dresses.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.