Wotkinfen Rapsafnib is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unjust cat.

Wotkinfen Rapsafnib created a top quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wotkinfen Rapsafnib, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wotkinfen Rapsafnib, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Wotkinfen Rapsafnib's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Wotkinfen Rapsafnib's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

3. Never wear purple dresses.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always pray immersed in water.