Bummatlibflancinyak is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, bad-tempered chinchilla.

Bummatlibflancinyak created a bottom quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bummatlibflancinyak, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bummatlibflancinyak, she will not care at all.

Bummatlibflancinyak's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Bummatlibflancinyak's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured sheep.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.