Flankikvil is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, annoying zebra.

Flankikvil created silver seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flankikvil, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Flankikvil, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Flankikvil's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Flankikvil's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never hurt rats.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.