Kadtagtab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish shark.

Kadtagtab created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadtagtab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kadtagtab, he will turn you into a frog.

Kadtagtab's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Kadtagtab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Never paint your neck red.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not wear white clothing.