Zengilnill Somgubaf is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, benevolent squid.

Zengilnill Somgubaf created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zengilnill Somgubaf, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zengilnill Somgubaf, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Zengilnill Somgubaf's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Zengilnill Somgubaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. You must never eat bananas.

5. Never sit in holy places.