Logfotbot Wegtigmab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omnipotent mole.

Logfotbot Wegtigmab created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Logfotbot Wegtigmab, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Logfotbot Wegtigmab, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Logfotbot Wegtigmab's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Logfotbot Wegtigmab's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Logfotbot Wegtigmab.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not take Logfotbot Wegtigmab's name in vain.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.