Hunlablop is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, proud aardvark.

Hunlablop created a down quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunlablop, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hunlablop, he will not care at all.

Hunlablop's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Hunlablop's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not eat gooseberries.