Sasyogfun is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, emotional snake.

Sasyogfun created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasyogfun, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sasyogfun, she will turn you into a rat.

Sasyogfun's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Sasyogfun's Holy Commandments

1. Put Sasyogfun first in all things.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

5. Do not cook food in pots.