Queegrullarp is a god.
She takes the form of a large, loving bee.
Queegrullarp created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Queegrullarp, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in Queegrullarp, she will turn you into a duck.
Queegrullarp's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.
Queegrullarp's Holy Commandments
1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Never wear coats.
4. Queegrullarp must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Feed all hungry hamsters.