Dapbestdin is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, almighty shrew.

Dapbestdin created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapbestdin, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dapbestdin, she will come to you in dreams.

Dapbestdin's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Dapbestdin's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of hamsters.

2. Always obey Dapbestdin's priests.

3. Never talk about nematodes.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
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