Ladceddog is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, temperamental jackal.

Ladceddog created the Sombrero Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladceddog, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ladceddog, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Ladceddog's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Ladceddog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Always help horses.

3. Never laugh in the presence of whales.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Seals are not to be trusted.