Dosslenvablanfag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, contented cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Dosslenvablanfag created snails two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dosslenvablanfag, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dosslenvablanfag, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dosslenvablanfag's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Dosslenvablanfag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dosslenvablanfag.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.