Podbingem is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, contented sheep.

Podbingem created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Podbingem, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Podbingem, he will destroy your favourite star.

Podbingem's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Podbingem's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Never talk about nebulae.