Mumceblip is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, irritating chinchilla.

Mumceblip created the planet Venus twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mumceblip, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mumceblip, she will turn you into a puffin.

Mumceblip's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Mumceblip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mumceblip.

5. Never look in ponds.