Bigwigrullxuc is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, merciful lobster.

Bigwigrullxuc created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigwigrullxuc, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bigwigrullxuc, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bigwigrullxuc's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Bigwigrullxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never mention frogs.

3. You must love Bigwigrullxuc.

4. Never eat spinach.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.