Quimbastbogmab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, annoying dingo.

Quimbastbogmab created viruses two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimbastbogmab, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Quimbastbogmab, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Quimbastbogmab's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Quimbastbogmab's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat garlic.

2. Never mention grasshopers.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always wear mauve.