Dot is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, stupid badger.

Dot created everything that exists six million years ago.

If you believe in Dot, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dot, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Dot's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Dot's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.