Latfumrill is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, awe-inspiring gnu.

Latfumrill created oxygen two million years ago.

If you believe in Latfumrill, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Latfumrill, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Latfumrill's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Latfumrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

5. Do not speak about coconuts.